I have a guilty conscience and a cold sweat on my back. My wife found something suspicious. If she knew I was investigating her infidelity, would she pull my ear and punish me for kneeling on the washboard as early as before?
It’s strange to look at me a little. Look at me like a thief. Does my beautiful face look like a thief?
My wife’s words made me sweat. How can my wife be so beautiful and how can she be a thief?
The wife hummed, I dare you to be right. My husband will be in autumn in two months. I bought you a coat. Please try it.
Oh, good
My wife went to get new clothes. I watched her busy and had a bold and crazy idea. Although I am 1.75 meters tall, my shoulder width and arms are different from others. Some styles of playing basketball are five centimeters longer than the average person, so I have to buy a size 1 coat.
After all these years, if she doesn’t know how many sizes I wear, she must be an impostor.
Husband, try it quickly.
My wife brought me a coat, and I took it …
The body of the Chapter 6 【 afraid of imperfection 】
The coat was just right and the sleeves were long enough. I took it off and saw that it was indeed size 1. It seems that the wife is original and can’t be fake.
But just in case I have such ridiculous thoughts again, I’d better try my wife again
Wife, you are so kind to me. Haha …
Husband, what are you suddenly laughing at?
I laughed at the silly thing that you bought me clothes for the first time.
Don’t laugh at me, spat his wife’s face slightly red.
Do you remember?
Why don’t you remember where people’s clothing standards are? I know that your arms are bigger than those of your parents. You still play dumb and refuse to say that I hurt them. I also told the merchants that they were petty and dishonest and almost called to report that they sold fakes.
Hey hey, you remember so clearly.
My wife gave me a dirty look. I don’t know why I don’t remember such a shameful thing.
Then do you remember that we went to eat mala Tang?
You also said that you knew that people were afraid of acne and tried to take me to eat mala Tang, which made me afraid to eat it all at once. You took me to the cinema and sent me a popcorn. What did you say when you ate this thing? If a girl gets fat, don’t let others. You made people hungry all night and died.
What’s the matter? I didn’t take you to eat midnight snack later. You can eat.
Yeah, I’m so tired of eating. I’ve been eating so much in my life that I told you about that midnight snack.
Hey, hey, I never told you that I did it on purpose.
ah? Why do you want to do this to me?
It’s not just watching you lose weight too hard to bear to starve.
I hate it when people finally went on a diet and lost weight because of your evil drama.
Wife, I was wrong. Actually, you are so slim, there is really no need to lose weight. You see, after three years of marriage, you are not fat at all, and your figure is still so good, and there is a vest line.
I couldn’t help but reach out and touch my wife’s belly. My wife blushed and patted my hand off. Don’t touch my clothes. Go and wash them.
Do you want to touch it after washing? I asked with a bad smile to my wife’s ear
My wife gave me a white look. I want to wash my hands and massage me. I want you to massage me from head to toe.
No, I want to eat you.
I can’t. I’m exhausted from shopping all afternoon. How can I give you the strength to toss and turn? You can massage people first and he’ll talk later.
all right
I went to wash my hands and washed my face, and an idea came to my mind. Will my wife say that she is tired, not because she is tired of shopping, but because she is exhausted by her man?
Once this idea came out, I couldn’t get it out of my mind. I really wanted to peel off my wife’s pants and have a good check.
Husband, have you washed it?
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When I washed my hands, I saw my wife lying on the sofa. She sat next to her head. She directly took the headrest to my thigh. As soon as I massaged her head, I touched the bulge on the right side, which quickly reminded me that I doubted that this wife was fake. I felt ashamed.
But you can’t blame me for thinking like this. Who told me to remember the bulging position of her head? And recently, she was so abnormal that she was so virtuous before, but now she actually learned to lie to me and once encouraged me to cheat and say something that was hard for ordinary people to accept.
Maybe I’ve watched too many sci-fi spy movies, and naturally this wife will be a false idea.
However, the wife is the only child in the family. Even if people are similar, how can there be an identical two people, and one thing is fake, that is, human scars?
Everyone’s scar is like our fingerprints, which are caused by different environments. It is absolutely unique and no one can imitate it.
I parted my wife’s hair and found the scar, which was very small, a little round and a little sunken, just as I remembered it.
Actually, I really hope that my idea is that if my wife is really switched, it would be much better to say that she is a bad woman with me now. My virtuous wife may be detained by her, and I’m going to save her … But this is ridiculous. The scar has proved that my wife can never be switched. It’s just that I’ve been too neurotic recently.
Section 141
Wife, what’s going on with this scar? Every time I ask you, you keep a straight face, but you won’t say you ask too many questions and you lose your temper.
I didn’t open my mouth to ask my wife’s face to be gloomy, but I was especially good at pinching my nose. Are you stupid and don’t know that women are the most taboo to ask her about physical defects? Why do you like to ask me these disgraceful things? Do you think this scar is so good that if it is my chest or other parts of my body, can you accept an imperfect me?
Wife, I can accept that I love you, not just your body.
So if I clone a perfect self, I have no scars at all, and I am younger and more beautiful than me. If I am still a virgin, do you like her or me?
I still like you
What, you don’t like being young, beautiful and pure?
A wife without a soul is like an inflatable doll. What is there to like?
Husband, did you sneak an inflatable doll before you were horny?
I quickly denied with shame that no, I have never had an inflatable doll